Jane Foster

Well, Jane had for sure gone to bed as Jane Foster. Which was perfectly normal and fine for this island. But she then went and woke up as a galactic senator who for sure was confused by the non-secret husband in her bed.

And yes, her hair and makeup was somehow perfect upon waking up. And the pajamas were just unnecessarily elaborate.

Because reasons. George Lucas reasons.

"Hello?"

[for sp and the poor, poor boyfriend]

Well, Jane had mentioned checking out ridiculous Midwestern fair food with Wanda sometime this summer. And it was a good enough weekend to escape the heat of Maryland for the cloudy and slightly drizzly weather of Wisconsin.

Portalocity was great for that.

"Are pickles a thing here?" Jane asked like Wanda might now. Wanda who was decidedly not from the US. Yep.

[for the lady mentioned! NFB, obvs]

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Today was the day that Jane was going to go out and give heroing a try! With Raiden along as moral support and backup. Which, unfortunately, lead to a fair number of people stopping them on the street to ask him to take a selfie with them, thinking he was Thor with the short hair again.

It was only a little awkward for everyone other than the people who got their selfies.

Jane, very wisely, sent a text to Valkyrie to give her a heads up that no, Thor was not back on earth. It was just some overzealous fans.

"So, this could have gone better," she admitted.

[For the clone!]