Dropped off at her apartment was a carefully packaged supply of East Carolina pulled pork with a vinegar based sauce, half a slab of ribs, cole slaw, cornbread and various Southern vegetables along with a slice of sweet potato pie. Included in there was reheating instructions and anything that needed to be prepared.
A long with a note:
"Just happy to expand your culinary horizon. -Dean"
"Hi, Jane, it's Don. Uh, the one on the island, not...not...your ex. I'm sorry to bother you, but something's come up and I need to ask you for a favor, so if you could call or text me back and maybe we could meet up somewhere? It's a little time sensitive but it could be tomorrow. Thanks."
"If you truly do mean to compliment me on my superior posterior....thank you for noticing. I completely agree. But if this call is supposed yo be code for....something, I must say, that might be a bit...too discrete."
"Look. While I appreciate the offer of-" [A very detailed and long list of BDSM gear] "-I'd really appreciate it if you didn't bring it up in public. Though I do want to know if the lube comes in licorice flavor. I don't need three gallons of it because that's a lot."
Early Sunday morning, a call was left on Jane's voicemail. His voice was quiet and serious:
"Hey, Babe. Something came up after I got home last night. One of the students was hurt from one of the visitors on the island and got poisoned. Bobby and I are working on a cure but it's most likely going to be me ending up going out on a hunt. We're down at the consortium now still researching but I may be heading out whenever you get this. Just wanted to let you know I was heading off island and I'll be back as soon as I can."
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Wacky Phones 2023
[From here!]
"Of course you think my hair is amazing. Everyone thinks my hair amazing. But please don't braid it. That's just strange."
Phone day
I wouldn't doubt it, given what I've seen of you so far. Only clothed so far, though. If you'd like to change that, I wouldn't say no.
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A long with a note:
"Just happy to expand your culinary horizon. -Dean"
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Along with a message saying "Who is Uncle Thor and why am I sharing custody of this girl?"
Drunk Messaging Class!
I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you're in my way
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~Phone Daaay~
"If you truly do mean to compliment me on my superior posterior....thank you for noticing. I completely agree. But if this call is supposed yo be code for....something, I must say, that might be a bit...too discrete."
Wacky Phone Day!
So naturally he had to call her back.
"Look. While I appreciate the offer of-" [A very detailed and long list of BDSM gear] "-I'd really appreciate it if you didn't bring it up in public. Though I do want to know if the lube comes in licorice flavor. I don't need three gallons of it because that's a lot."
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wacky phone day!
If this is some kind of awkward attempt at a come on, no thank you, that's wildly inappropriate.
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"No one is allowed to tell me who I am or am not allowed to have sex with, and that most emphatically means not you."
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Jane could be forgiven for hoping this was another misdelivered message.
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"Hey, Babe. Something came up after I got home last night. One of the students was hurt from one of the visitors on the island and got poisoned. Bobby and I are working on a cure but it's most likely going to be me ending up going out on a hunt. We're down at the consortium now still researching but I may be heading out whenever you get this. Just wanted to let you know I was heading off island and I'll be back as soon as I can."