"Look. While I appreciate the offer of-" [A very detailed and long list of BDSM gear] "-I'd really appreciate it if you didn't bring it up in public. Though I do want to know if the lube comes in licorice flavor. I don't need three gallons of it because that's a lot."
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Wacky Phone Day!
So naturally he had to call her back.
"Look. While I appreciate the offer of-" [A very detailed and long list of BDSM gear] "-I'd really appreciate it if you didn't bring it up in public. Though I do want to know if the lube comes in licorice flavor. I don't need three gallons of it because that's a lot."